Now I gone and done it. Silly me, I built a CNC!
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:09 pm
Yes, you read that right, but you all knew I wasn't right in the head. It seems the quest to prove that point is my life's primary focus. (Like I need another hobby lol).
You see, it all started in a long time ago (2 or 3 mo.) in a place far-far away (my gara-er, I mean shop) and there I was, all alone in my, shop, sipping the good golden stuff (and by sipping, surely I mean pounding) when it suddenly occurred to me- Hey, Squidward (sorry, the telly must have been on) why, in all that is holy, do you NOT have a CNC???
After glaring at my bug zapper for several minutes looking for the source of that voice, I answered...... Uh, I dunno..
Ah HA! then it came to me, why don't I BUILD one? Yeah, that's what I'll do, I'll build it, then I can cut more wood in many more ways, I can stretch my graphic design skills and translate them into real, tangible items, I can carve pretty things that make the ladies swoon, I can speed up and become more precise with projects such as building speakers and...
I'll Make Millions of dollarinies and bathe in gold coins!!
Well, you can imagine what happened after I woke up from all those hop-flavored beverages. Yup, pipe dream disillusionment and a headache, for some reason.
Ah well, that's not gonna stop me. I'm the guy with the hammer remember?! So.. after drafting up a few more masterpieces on some rather used looking napkins, I broke out my grinder and got busy. That million dollars isn't going to create itself ya know. And off I went.
Unfortunately for you, I didn't take any pictures of that phase. By the time I remembered that cameras existed, I already had the base and Y carriage completed:
You see, it all started in a long time ago (2 or 3 mo.) in a place far-far away (my gara-er, I mean shop) and there I was, all alone in my, shop, sipping the good golden stuff (and by sipping, surely I mean pounding) when it suddenly occurred to me- Hey, Squidward (sorry, the telly must have been on) why, in all that is holy, do you NOT have a CNC???
After glaring at my bug zapper for several minutes looking for the source of that voice, I answered...... Uh, I dunno..
Ah HA! then it came to me, why don't I BUILD one? Yeah, that's what I'll do, I'll build it, then I can cut more wood in many more ways, I can stretch my graphic design skills and translate them into real, tangible items, I can carve pretty things that make the ladies swoon, I can speed up and become more precise with projects such as building speakers and...
I'll Make Millions of dollarinies and bathe in gold coins!!
Well, you can imagine what happened after I woke up from all those hop-flavored beverages. Yup, pipe dream disillusionment and a headache, for some reason.
Ah well, that's not gonna stop me. I'm the guy with the hammer remember?! So.. after drafting up a few more masterpieces on some rather used looking napkins, I broke out my grinder and got busy. That million dollars isn't going to create itself ya know. And off I went.
Unfortunately for you, I didn't take any pictures of that phase. By the time I remembered that cameras existed, I already had the base and Y carriage completed: