In the spirit of getting laid... and... "what does a man have to say to a woman to get her to stop having sex with him".... etc... I offer up the below old and dependable joke.
Q: When getting married why is the bride smiling so much as she walks down the aisle?
Ans: Because she knows she has given her last Bl*w J*b!
"A system with a few knobs set up by someone who knows what they are doing is always better than one with a lot of knobs set up by someone who doesn't."
A man takes an old oil lamp into a pawnshop and pawns it. The pawnshop owner, an elderly Jew, rubs the lamp to clean it. There's a puff of smoke, and a Genie appears. The Genie says to the old man "I am the Genie of the Lamp, whatever you wish is yours!"
The old Jew goes over to a book case and takes down a world atlas. He opens the atlas, turns it to a map of the Middle East. He points at the map and says "I wish that there be peace here".
The Genie says, "There has been nothing but war here since the beginning of time. Even I with all my power cannot bring peace to these lands. Please, ask for something else".
The old Jew ponders for a moment, and then says, "My wife and I have been married for fifty years. Fifty years, and I've never gotten a blow job. For my wish I want that my wife gives me a blow job".
The Genie says to the old Jew:
"Let me have another look at that map".
Bruce Weldy wrote:I guess by now we all know the woman is unhinged, because we all know that bass players don't get laid....no matter how good they play.
So, you've obviously not ready Bill Wyman's book 'Stone alone'
And, take it from me, that woman's not unhinged in her thinking. It's not so much how well they play, it's the way they play
Semi-retired: Former Australia and New Zealand Authorised BFM cab builder.
Where I live here in Minnesota, an extensive and fairly expensive survey was done studying marriages. They were trying to determine if there was a consistency in the death rates and what the percentages were regarding age groups, so on. The study showed that married men usually pass on before the wife. The results? They concluded that married men die first because they want to. . .
Semi-retired: Former Australia and New Zealand Authorised BFM cab builder.
