Problem understanding DEQ feedback destroyer settings

[AntonZ]

No, the 12 year old would just work it all out.

We would then need to interpret the 12yo's take on the manual...

If you, like, press this button. Dude, that rocks. Crushing sound, I'm telling you dude. No shit.

Now if you, like, press that other button, you know what I mean dude. Yeah, the one next to that awesome flashing colored light there. Right on dude, keep pushing it till it flashes a bit more. More red is more good. Go on, set it on fire, I'm not shitting you. Oh, dude, gotta go listen to that phat sound there, way cool maaaaaannnnn.....

[Bruce Weldy]

Now if you, like, press that other button, you know what I mean dude. Yeah, the one next to that awesome flashing colored light there. Right on dude, keep pushing it till it flashes a bit more. More red is more good. Go on, set it on fire, I'm not shitting you. Oh, dude, gotta go listen to that phat sound there, way cool maaaaaannnnn....

Oh my gosh....that sounds like a 50 year old that I know......it just a little sad.