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But I hate DJ Kool.

A promoter at my club asked about renting my sound for Kool (the Let Me Clear My Throat guy) I thought that would be cool, so I agreed. First strike against him, him and his his entourage didn't show up until after they were supposed to start. Luckily I had brought my laptop so I played some background music till they got there and setup. Almost an hour late, they finally started, and BTW each one of his group was a complete douchebag... Second Strike.

After an hour or so, Kool started playing, but there was nobody there. Literally. I asked him about doing a quick DJ battle with me, just for fun. This pious SOB told me I wasn't ready to battle him. Are you serious? All he did was slam tracks the whole time he played, no mixing at all. BPMs were off, and when he tried blending two songs, the whole thing turned into a trainwreck, and he jumped on the mic and started BSing. And I'm not ready?

Then his personal bouncers I guess thought I was in his way, so they kicked me out of the booth. I told them if they mess with me anymore, I will kill the sound and he's done. All the sound and lighting was mine, so don't mess with me. They got quiet after that.

Then they asked me if I could run sound for them again on May 12th, I told them I was going out of town that weekend, so no.

Is someone really so insecure about themselves they don't want to have a little fun? And BTW, I am better than he is.

Just had to vent a little.

Write his mommy a letter.

Sounds like a "as long as you got paid" gig...

Always take the gig, just make it worth it and get a deposit.

Jamie

That "let me clear my throat" song is always a hit...sorry thats all I got lol

If you hadn't mentioned that track I'd honestly have no clue who he is. So he has 'DJ' in his name and can't DJ for shit? Oh man.

88h88 wrote:If you hadn't mentioned that track I'd honestly have no clue who he is.

I still have no clue who he is, but a very good idea of what he is, a term beginning with 'ass' and ending with 'hole'.

LOL
Also met lots of those types while I used to DJ. The sad part is that they get booked and make damn money..

Jose

ever see DJ Funk? I have at least twice now. He can't DJ worth a shit either.

The only rapper I've ever seen, if you don't count Cowboy Troy, was JaRule. What a tool. There were four huge brothers surrounding him on stage, for no apparent reason. I asked his tour manager who they were, and was told "bodyguards". In Gilford New Hampshire? To protect him from what? Pissed off groundhogs? And then the idiot does only a 30 minute set, catching me off guard, as I always head on out early to beat the traffic. Then it occurred to me why the bodyguards: to shield him from the 4,000 irate fans who paid fifty bucks each for a half hour show.

You shouldn't count Cowboy Troy. All he does is remind listeners that he is in fact black, and that his "hick hop" is something worth listening to. He's just as much of a joke as the rest of the Big and Rich clown posse.

Bill Fitzmaurice wrote:To protect him from what? Pissed off groundhogs?

I'm choking with laughter!

Bill Fitzmaurice wrote:... In Gilford New Hampshire? To protect him from what? Pissed off groundhogs? ....

Hahahaha....classic!

sorry late in the comment game here but I just read the lyrics to Let Me Clear My Throat. That is what passes for a "hit" that makes a person famous and rich? A shaved ape could have written that. Wow I am amazed.