Sorry for the thread jack but big chance other Aussies might read this and understand the humour.
Working on the restoration and replacement of a Fountain in a public park in ritzy Woolhara, Eastern Suburbs Sydney today; a local, not so snobby early forty-something, well to do, cougar approached a colleague and I.
Swiftly darting between the two of us and engaging us with her buxom figure she say excitedly " Hi Fellas, your doing a wonderful job, unlike the council and local beauracrats, soo many rules - tut tut tut I just have to show you this photo"
pulls out iphone... from bra!
"It just somes up our neighbourhood so well, its a scream"
giggling like a 16 year old school girl possesed,
cue: Photo of every street sign on the street reading
Only indulgence allowed here Adultery, oh, and Cocaine WTF? my colleague and I say looking at each other as she skips off down the street only to give us the classic turn and flick. Some Neighbourhood

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I'm so tempted to bring my Titans there on Friday and see what sort of shenanigans will unfold!