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BrentEvans wrote:
25 o clock, except for that one, which you have to set to blernsthirty.

And don't forget to fap the foo with the florbocker.

I don't think we can get florbockers in Canada; something about not conforming to CSA standards.

Bruce Weldy wrote:

BrentEvans wrote: And don't forget to fap the foo with the florbocker.

Bullcrap.....that never works if you don't invert the phase reducer first.

Sure it does. You just have to put your right third toe in your left ear whilst licking that spot on your back that you never can scratch.

byacey wrote:
I don't think we can get florbockers in Canada; something about not conforming to CSA standards.

Guess you're up a well known and very smelly tributary without any substatial means of locomotion.

BrentEvans wrote: You just have to put your right third toe

Can't.....I lost that one in a freak checkers accident.......I don't want to talk about it...too much emotional pain.

Bruce Weldy wrote:

BrentEvans wrote: You just have to put your right third toe

Can't.....I lost that one in a freak checkers accident.......I don't want to talk about it...too much emotional pain.

Sucker.

That's me! Up to my armpits in the stuff. Perhaps if I could have one of those florbockers smuggled into the country, I could be the sound engineer I always knew I could be.

byacey wrote:That's me! Up to my armpits in the stuff. Perhaps if I could have one of those florbockers smuggled into the country, I could be the sound engineer I always knew I could be.

I know a guy...

you'll be afterwards.... but they're grade A florbockers!

I don't want to sound choosy at this point, but do they have a model that will run on 208V 3 phase? I may as well get the top of the line model for all the trouble it's worth...

byacey wrote:I don't want to sound choosy at this point, but do they have a model that will run on 208V 3 phase? I may as well get the top of the line model for all the trouble it's worth...

Hmm.. an electric florbocker. There's a concept.

Since you apparently don't know what a florbocker is or does, are you sure you want to spend eleventy gajillion dollars on one?

On second thought... sure, you can have one that operates on three phase. We'll solder some leads to the doomafootchy and the discombobulator, and tap the secondary into the gooberflotchen.

Oh no... I have bigger problems. I just had a look at my console, and the Elvis Presence controls on each strip don't have a 25 o'clock position.

That's the last straw, I've got too may things working against me. I think it's time to pack it in and maybe get a job at a fast food take-out window.

byacey wrote:Oh no... I have bigger problems. I just had a look at my console, and the Elvis Presence controls on each strip don't go the 25 o'clock.

Dude... that's a way easier problem to fix. All you need is a five dimensional reknobulator. It only requires 42 solder points per knob, and once installed, it dissapears into the fabric of spacetime.

Faders are a little more difficult, if you have that type of console. Those require a sixty octave ring node flambulator, which is about a millimeter across and has 323 crimp connections which must be precisely placed according to a logarithmic pattern across the fader.

Digital consoles can do it all in software though. All you have to do is load the patch into your em pulse generator, fire up the console, then fire the generator.

BrentEvans wrote:
Dude... that's a way easier problem to fix. All you need is a five dimensional reknobulator. It only requires 42 solder points per knob, and once installed, it dissapears into the fabric of spacetime.

Faders are a little more difficult, if you have that type of console. Those require a sixty octave ring node flambulator, which is about a millimeter across and has 323 crimp connections which must be precisely placed according to a logarithmic pattern across the fader.

Digital consoles can do it all in software though. All you have to do is load the patch into your em pulse generator, fire up the console, then fire the generator.

Well, I do have a naphtha heated soldering iron that will easily do 42 solder joints simultaneously, so maybe the reknobulator is a viable work around.

No-Go on the digital console, this one is old school analog. The idea though, is intriguing. You don't have problems with the residual plasma after firing the flambulator generator?

Uh Oh. My boss is breathing fire again. I better get to work.

byacey wrote: No-Go on the digital console, this one is old school analog. The idea though, is intriguing. You don't have problems with the residual plasma after firing the flambulator generator?

None at all, but I do use my slightly modified electroplasma confinement annullator to keep it in check.

Obviously, there are at least three guys who don't have day jobs....

In reality, I'm self imployded. Whenever the whip gets cracked, I'm the crackee and recipient all in one. Sometimes a bit of comic relief is a good thing.