Well, I plan to once again regale you with my latest exploits into the world of sound. So, if there are any re-runs of Andy Griffith or Gilligan's Island on your TV right now, you might want to pass on this expose' of my mundane life and catch Aunt Bea or Mary Ann.....whatever your predilection might be. If it's Aunt Bea, please keep that between you and your priest.
A couple of years ago, a local venue had me come fix their subs. They have a pretty nice system in their outside covered space. Three QSC KLA12s arrayed per side and a pair of KLA181 subs per side. I've probably mixed more shows on that system than anyone else even though I haven't done a show in there in probably a year and a half.
The subs get rolled into a closet inside after every show. Since they were never willing to hire sound guys themselves (I always was hired by the bands), it was up to the "help" to put them away. In this case, the "help" would be waiters, waitresses, managers, busboys, or possibly a near-sighted, 800 pound gorrilla (based on the constant damage).
The aforementioned subs would get wheeled into the building and directly into the closet that was outfitted with two really nice side-by-side doors. The depth of the subs as they are rolled in is probably within and inch of being the exact width of one of the doors. So, as you can imagine - opening BOTH doors is just too much after rolling those things 50 feet to put them away.
Two years ago, they hired me to come fix the Powercon connectors that were broken on the amp modules. Did I fail to mention that the Powercons stay connected at all times? Much easier to setup and put away like that.....just happens that it's also much easier to bang them into the closed door that, for some reason, can't be opened lest the joy or tearing up the gear would be supplanted with the mundane feeling of doing something correctly.
Fortunately, that time the only real problem was that the screws holding the Powercons in the modules were ripped and stripped out. I took some #4-40 screws and nuts to replace the prior screws that were too wimpy to take a little bashing on the door frame nightly......losers....
After repairing them, I impressed mightily on the managers that opening both doors would lead to them not seeing me anymore. I felt that alone would have caused them enough joy to threaten the "help" sufficiently. But alas, it was not so. Within two months, I was asked by a solo performer friend to come sound check him one afternoon. The subs looked like I'd never touched 'em....still working, but the powercons were broken again.
Last year they had a big even coming and they hired the guys who put in the system to handle the show. I let 'em know that there were probably some issues. However, they knew where two more of the subs were hidden. They pulled those out and did the show.
Well, last week the owner's son called me to ask for some help with the subs as they had another big event coming up. The bands who play on the stage probably 4 nights a week were using half the subs as two were toast. I guess they weren't a big event and didn't rate the whole system working.
I went to check it out last Wednesday......oh my gosh, what a mess! Three of the subs had broken powercon connectors on the amp module. One had an XLR housing stuck in the input. The wiring harneses that ran from the wall to the subs have the signal cable and the power together. The power cables were so trashed that you could see the wires inside through the slashes in the jacket. One of the XLR cables was missing an end and the jumper that ran from top sub to bottom sub was missing.
I suggessted a fix......so, I set about repairing two of the three broken modules (including one of the spares). The Powercons are easy. However, the one with the XLR housing stuck in it was a bit of a problem. I had to remove the PCB board in the power module, unsolder the connetor, tear the lock mechanism out of the connector (fortunately, you don't really need those), solder it back on the board and re-assemble. I really thought I could have gotten the housing out without having to tear into it - but it had been hammered so hard that it wasn't budging.....and QSC actually uses quality Neutrik connectors.
So, the next day, I had two of the modules installed and working giving them 4 for the weekend.
I had to order some Powercon Panel mount connectors and all the stuff to build new cable harnesses. But, there was still the prolem with the "help" trying to pound a round peg in a square hole. So, the solution was to build some protective fences around the modules, thereby protecting the connectors. So, I got cooking on those early this week, then the parts came in to build the harnesses and fix the last amp module.
Everything got completed and I installed the fences this morning and installed the new cables. They are now back to 4 working subs along with two spares.
Now admit it......you're kind'a wishing you'd gone for the Mary Ann optiong about now, right?
Anyway, here's one of the finished sub stacks. And of course they got flipped sideways....they are fine in my files. Didn't want to take 'em landscape......click on 'em and they'll be correctly displayed.